unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
otterparade: cityofbadass: Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face? “And then there’s this asshole”
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
carstairsherondale: i log onto tumblr and the entire supernatural fandom is in shambles
kenway: ur sherlock/hannibal aus are invalidated by the fact that sherlock is so incredibly rude hannibal would eat him
chatoyantmoon: i have a lot of homework, so i’ve decided to start watching a new tv series
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret
snacksidents: i specialize in wearing different variations of the same basic outfit every day
khazash: bluecartography: we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with #what do you mean one
Women who are too sexual aren’t taken seriously, and women who aren’t sexual...– (via ceedling) If you’re pretty, you’re an object. If you’re ugly, you’re a worthless object. We really really really can’t win. (via thedollydamnllama)
my-kala: verticurl: I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
floralstyles: my advice for ppl who are going to start looking at colleges don’t pray to god you marry rich
kurlozmakara: how are hipster posts bad? what is bad about a picture of a cute pair of shoes or starbucks or a fucking poem. i dont get it. how are you superior to someone because you like shows on BBC
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
dealin-with-a-reaper: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old It has a nice hook. It ticks to its own rhythm
Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via daniellemertina)
blowingniall: theres always that 1 thing you did as a kid but then quit when you were 12 but if you hadn’t fucking quit then you would be so good at it now and wow that gets on my nerves so much
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote
ladyblogger-margie: anna-of-wonderland: *reads the last line again* *closes the book* *deep sigh* *screams* *throws book out the window* *jumps out the window after it* *writhes in pain while clutching the book* *cries and rocks it back and forth* *puts it back down on the shelf* *deep breath* *Calls friend* “read this book”
bombliate: how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
icecoldnukacola: i’m cute as hell, which is incidentally where i came from
thewrongkhristol: i wouldn’t cancel a show where the fandom sympathizes with a cannibal.
claydols: your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.